Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to> take advantage of President-Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment , whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold> move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the> pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for At the crew's first practice session, not only was> the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme , altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr . for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Chineese Olympics
Fake Fraudulent Fictitious yup that's it that's exactly what it is. From the enhanced opening ceremony to the under aged gymnast this Olympic has been a lie a complete outright lie. And no one in the world has the stones to say it. Why because the fucking Chinese own most of the world. Thanks Bill Clinton if you were not so busy getting your dick sucked in the oval office you might have realized the results of giving these slant eyed fucks most favored nations status.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Baron Davis Opts out of Golden State Warrior Contract
that was to pay him $18,000,0000 dollars what the @$%%
Here are my top 5 reason he did this
5. Baron is a closet homophobe thus playing in The Gay Area caused his facial hair to grow uncontrolably
4. Jessica Alba informed Baron that due to rising fuel costs she had given up her Warrior tickets for Clips Tics
3. Chris Mullin promised; one to fire Nellie. and two to extend Baron for six more years
2. Don Nelson had indicated that in the interest of team unity, he would begin showering with the team post game.
1. To steal a line or two from a recent Imus show; Host One"what enthinticity is Baron" Host Two :"African American" Host One "Well there you go, go figure"
Here are my top 5 reason he did this
5. Baron is a closet homophobe thus playing in The Gay Area caused his facial hair to grow uncontrolably
4. Jessica Alba informed Baron that due to rising fuel costs she had given up her Warrior tickets for Clips Tics
3. Chris Mullin promised; one to fire Nellie. and two to extend Baron for six more years
2. Don Nelson had indicated that in the interest of team unity, he would begin showering with the team post game.
1. To steal a line or two from a recent Imus show; Host One"what enthinticity is Baron" Host Two :"African American" Host One "Well there you go, go figure"
Thursday, March 27, 2008
New York Knicks
Saturday, March 22, 2008
NSeeTwoA's
I have a bracket and well its not Purdy
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entry?entryID=1612355&groupIdView=238&entryIDFrom=1612355
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entry?entryID=1612355&groupIdView=238&entryIDFrom=1612355
Don Nelson and my Golden State Warriors
Recently I found myself looking for a new NBA team to follow. Being a fan of local teams and not a front runner I figured the Golden State Warriors were to be the team. Long playoff drought, a couple of up an coming young studs, they were a team on the verge. Their new coach who was their old coach last time they played a game that mattered, Don Nelson had brought his quirky style Back to The Bay. Miracle of Miracles with a mid season trade getting them into last years playoffs They took down MVP Dirk and The Mavs. In most minds the biggest upset in NBA History. This felt especially good to me, having been a Seattle Sonics fan when they became the first one seed to loose to an eight seed.
Anyhew, having cleared the log jam at wing with the bold trade of J Rich for Brandon Wright The Dubs figured to improve their win total and possible take a legit run at a second round series win in 08. Wright Andrins Beindrins and Monta Ellis were the future and the future was NOW.
Then I woke up, Matt Barnes was resigned, Mikele Petirus was retained, Monta Ellis continued his assent to All Star Status, but Wright and Biendrens have been Nelsoned. What is Nelsoned? Its when you coach so totally dis believes in you that he will play a 6'5'' guy at the 4 and a 6'7" guy at the 5 instead of you.
Why this blog whats you point you may ask? Well here it is; Don Nelson could save the Warriors right now today. How? By just dying, that's right his fat ass needs to just die. Shrivel up and die. Yes go out with bang, no firings, no ill will like the last time you left The Bay. Join me Warrior fans send your emails, faxes, letter to the editor, Please Nellie for the Warriors sake just DIE.
Anyhew, having cleared the log jam at wing with the bold trade of J Rich for Brandon Wright The Dubs figured to improve their win total and possible take a legit run at a second round series win in 08. Wright Andrins Beindrins and Monta Ellis were the future and the future was NOW.
Then I woke up, Matt Barnes was resigned, Mikele Petirus was retained, Monta Ellis continued his assent to All Star Status, but Wright and Biendrens have been Nelsoned. What is Nelsoned? Its when you coach so totally dis believes in you that he will play a 6'5'' guy at the 4 and a 6'7" guy at the 5 instead of you.
Why this blog whats you point you may ask? Well here it is; Don Nelson could save the Warriors right now today. How? By just dying, that's right his fat ass needs to just die. Shrivel up and die. Yes go out with bang, no firings, no ill will like the last time you left The Bay. Join me Warrior fans send your emails, faxes, letter to the editor, Please Nellie for the Warriors sake just DIE.
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