Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to> take advantage of President-Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment , whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold> move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the> pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for At the crew's first practice session, not only was> the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme , altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr . for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
Monday, March 30, 2009
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