Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Baron Davis Opts out of Golden State Warrior Contract

that was to pay him $18,000,0000 dollars what the @$%%
Here are my top 5 reason he did this

5. Baron is a closet homophobe thus playing in The Gay Area caused his facial hair to grow uncontrolably

4. Jessica Alba informed Baron that due to rising fuel costs she had given up her Warrior tickets for Clips Tics

3. Chris Mullin promised; one to fire Nellie. and two to extend Baron for six more years

2. Don Nelson had indicated that in the interest of team unity, he would begin showering with the team post game.

1. To steal a line or two from a recent Imus show; Host One"what enthinticity is Baron" Host Two :"African American" Host One "Well there you go, go figure"